Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
They Jokes
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
