They jokes
They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.
Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.
This kid was going to sleep and he said, "Night, Mum. Night, Dad. And night, Grandma, and bye, Grandpa." The next morning, Grandpa died, and the next night he said, "Night, Dad. Night, Mum. Night, Grandma." Grandma died the next morning. The next night he said, "Night, Mum, bye, Dad," and they heard the postman died because he was the dad, lol.
So, this kid told me what high school he was going to and asked me if I thought he would make it in.
I said, "No, they don't have double doors."
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.