They jokes
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?"
The little boy says, "That’s my little red race car."
Ten minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?"
The little girl says, "That’s my little red race car garage."
So later that night, the little boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She said yes, and then they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won’t fit.
Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs up the stairs, flips on the lights and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?"
The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit, so I cut the back wheels off."
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
One day there were these 3 cowboys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures. Well, the first cowboy said, "I tangled with a bull that killed 6 people, so I wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands."
The second cowboy said, "That's nothing. Yesterday I was walking on a trail and came across a rattler, so I picked it up, bit its head off, and drank all his venom in one gulp."
The third cowboy remained quiet, stirring the embers of the fire with his penis.
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.