They jokes

I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.

Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"

One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.

Bitches do be so flat, you would think they have breast cancer.

I never understood school shooting jokes.

I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.

So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.

Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.

What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?

They both cheated!

They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...

Where do you go if you lost a pencil?

Office Works! They have solved loads of pencil cases.

This kid was going to sleep and he said, "Night, Mum. Night, Dad. And night, Grandma, and bye, Grandpa." The next morning, Grandpa died, and the next night he said, "Night, Dad. Night, Mum. Night, Grandma." Grandma died the next morning. The next night he said, "Night, Mum, bye, Dad," and they heard the postman died because he was the dad, lol.

Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.

I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.

I used to think all Americans were racist.

Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.

Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?

It’s the only place they can vote!

So, this kid told me what high school he was going to and asked me if I thought he would make it in.

I said, "No, they don't have double doors."

Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.

Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.

What jumps higher than a basketball player?

An emo kid, they never touch the ground.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"