They jokes
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.