They jokes
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
Memes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
What do a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her have in common?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.