They jokes
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?
Bored games.
It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.