They jokes
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
Me all the time :
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?