They jokes
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?
There's none, they both don't age well.
Everything is made in China, except babies... They are made in Vachina.
What do women and appliances have in common?
If they don't work, hit them until they work.
So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
Did you know they made a porn site for pirates?
It's called Heavy Arrrrrrg.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
How does a tree get online? They log in.
When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?
Why can't an orphan ever play baseball?
Because they never found home.
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.