They jokes
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
Memes
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.