When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
They Jokes
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
What do a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her have in common?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
They should have ducked.
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
