They jokes

If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?

Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!

Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.

French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.

I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."

What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?

They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.

I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?

Neither have they...

What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?

They both couldn't make it all the way.

Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai

Why don't skeletons play music at the church?

Because they don't have any organs.

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?

Because every time they scan, it scans twice.

I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.

They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?

I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?

Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.

You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.

What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.

I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.