They jokes
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
Memes
I like Kendrick, but GEEZ LOUISE, the dickriding is crazy
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.