They jokes
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
Memes
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.
Technoblade was the second worst thing that happened to orphans.
Guys, they weren’t always orphans!
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
All these females swear they loyal... but you can’t put loyalty on a hoe.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.