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What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!