They jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!