They jokes
They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
Memes
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?