They jokes
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!
Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?
Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.
Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."
Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.