They jokes
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
Memes
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.