They jokes
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.