Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
They Jokes
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
