They jokes
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣