They jokes
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.