They jokes
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Memes
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
lol they left.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
The more they smile, the less they see.
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.