They jokes
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
I asked different Ai bots if they exist, this is bot number two:
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
eBay is so useless.
I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.