What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
They Jokes
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
So I laughed at their chalk outline.
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!
