They jokes
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Memes
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.