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Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
In Mia's world, where bottles and parrots meet, A whimsical symphony takes its seat.
With feathers ablaze, the parrots take flight, Their vibrant hues painting the day with delight.
Mia, a dreamer with a heart full of glee, Embraces the beauty for all to see.
Her bottles, like whispers of stories untold, Capture the magic that time cannot hold.
Each bottle, a vessel of dreams and desires, Unveiling the soul's deepest fires.
They dance in the sunlight, sparkle and gleam, A kaleidoscope of colors in Mia's dream.
Parrots, enchanting with melodies rare, Sing ballads of love, floating through the air.
Their voices, like echoes of nature's sweet call, Enchanting all hearts, big and small.
Mia, with reverence, sets the parrots free, To soar across oceans, to distant lands and seas.
In their freedom, they find their truest grace, A testament to love's boundless space.
And as Mia's bottles journey afar, They carry her dreams, like a guiding star.
Through mountains and valleys, they'll forever roam, In the hearts of dreamers, they'll always find home.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying, Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died, and two weeks later, Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said, "I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next."
A couple were trying new things in the bedroom to spice up their marriage. The husband would blindfold the wife, put on a condom and she would guess the flavor. They did this one time a night.
The first night, she put the blindfold on and he put the condom on his dick and she tasted it, she immediately knew it was strawberry. The second night, the same thing happened except it was banana. The third night, she put the blindfold on and tasted his dick and said, "Eww it tastes like cheese and onions." The husband replied, "Hang on I haven't put the condom on yet."
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"