They jokes
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.
So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
I want to be a pornstar. Even if I completely suck, they will still give me a firm raise.
What do bees do when they get married?
They go on a honeymoon.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because he’s pure-bread.