They jokes
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.