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Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.