They jokes
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.
She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.