They jokes
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"
Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"
The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Memes
My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?