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What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
Spanish folks must love Olaf because they say his name to me all the time.
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
Children are like pills.
The smaller they are, the easier they are to take.
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."
Why can't lesbians wear makeup while on a diet?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig while Mary Kay is sitting on their face.
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
Every time French people greet me, they say "banjo."
Nga, I don't got no fucking banjo.
What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.