They jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Memes
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.
In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!