They jokes
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.