They jokes
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.
After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
damn they did them durty
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
My diet:
Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.