They jokes
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.