On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
They Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. š¤£š¤£š¤£
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Why canāt an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They donāt know where home is.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Why canāt an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they donāt know what a full house is.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?
Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
