They jokes
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
Memes
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?
They were going through a stage!
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.