They jokes
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"
Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"
The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.