They jokes
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.