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What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
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How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.