They jokes
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.