I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
They Jokes
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! š¹
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told āgo big or go home,ā they only had one option.
Why do orphans miss Motherās Day? Because they donāt have a mother to give to!
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
