They jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.
She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.