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What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
damn they did them durty
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"
Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"
The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.