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Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Once upon a time, there was a man named Jake who woke up one morning to find his wife and her wheelchair missing. He searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, he put up posters all over town offering a reward.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?
Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.