They jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Memes
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?