They jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
Memes
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
My diet:
Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.