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Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE!
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.