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Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.