They jokes
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.
Imagine the Russians showing up late to the 1917 revolution with a Tsarbucks in hand. They were late, so I guess they weren't Russian. They were probably Stalin.
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
Dark humor is like kids with cancer; they never get old.
How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?
They flip it over.
Jesus shows up and says you’ve got to go to church.
You follow him in, and under their breath, it sounds like somebody says, "You steal." You say in your mind, knowing you have before, "I’m sorry." Then somebody coughs, and under their breath, it sounds like they say again, "You steal," so you whisper quietly, "I’m sorry."
...then somebody in German says, "Schieß den Hurensohn!"
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
Where do sex addicts go when they need to talk? Hoe-and-Tell.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Why are orphans so bad at playing poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.