They jokes
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
Memes
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.