Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
They Jokes
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
