They jokes
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?
They were going through a stage!
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!