They jokes
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣