They jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Memes
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
I don't trust trees...they look shady.
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.