They jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?
They all have blood "eh."
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
Fella walks past a mental hospital; they're all out in the garden behind this big fence, all shouting "13, 13, 13, 13," etc., over and over again.
This fella is intrigued, sees a little hole in the fence, looks through it... gets fucking poked straight in the eye!
Then they all start singing, "14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14!"
There once was a woman who had 10 kids. Their names were:
Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One Hundred.
Everyone but Ninety died. She also had 10 kids.
These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing. They had him for 2 years until he got hit by a car.
Only Ninety's kids know about this.