They jokes
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?