They jokes
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
Why shouldn't you trust trees? Because they seem shady.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
Memes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.