They jokes
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Memes
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.