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Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.