They jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain!
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny. They always crash and burn.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
(First Person): Knock knock, who's there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, knock knock, who's there, time to make a move, slayin' all then demons and we gotta move in too.
(Second Person): Knock knock, (1st p): who's there, let me talk to you, be careful where you steppin' out cause you ain't bullet proof, knock knock, who's there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didn't come to hoop.
My brother when i slap him on the arm. But at the same time they are not about to grow up soft.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
Teacher: Who here has thought about committing suicide?
Half of the class: *raises hand*
Teacher: ...
The half of the class: *Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it*
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
See, I was always told puns are funny.
But I can see now they aren't punny.