They jokes
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch."
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.
Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
Why shouldn't you trust trees? Because they seem shady.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.