They jokes
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.