They jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved.
Did you sea what I did there?
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.