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Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, touched Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a kid.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
My brother when i slap him on the arm. But at the same time they are not about to grow up soft.
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.