They jokes

The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.

Why are there only 363 days for orphans?

Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.

What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.

Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.

Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Why do orphans want to die?

Because they might see their parents in Heaven.

Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.

Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?

Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.

What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?

A puppy, you dirty monkey!

A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.

What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?

When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩

Why do emo kids wear hoodies?

They hang easier.

Why can’t orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!

Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.

What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?

Nothing, they both stain.

Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.

I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.

"You must be why they invented the word ugly."

There is only one reason why I find women useful.

That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.

Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?