They jokes

Why can't orphans be criminals?

They aren't wanted...

Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?

So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼

Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?

Because they want to call someone "daddy."

Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.

Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.

They laughed at my crayon drawing.

So I laughed at their chalk outline.

Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?

They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have nobody to call "daddy."

People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"

What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?

They have no one to call "Dad."

Why can't orphans have sex?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high, touched Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."

But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a kid.

What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?

They both died at 95.

Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."

Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.

What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?

Nothing, they both stain.

Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.

I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.