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What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.
What's a similarity between a cliff hanger and nooses?
They both leave you hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?
Because they lost their two best shooters...
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.