They jokes
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.