They jokes

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high, touched Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."

But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a kid.

Why can't orphans be criminals?

They aren't wanted...

Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?

Because they want to call someone "daddy."

I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."

Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?

They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.

I guess in British chess they play without a queen...

But in American chess they play without two towers.

Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!

Do you know why orphans can't get married?

Because they will never get their parents' blessing.

What are the similarities between apples and emos?

They both hang from trees.

Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.

Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.

"You must be why they invented the word ugly."

Why did most orphans become prostitutes?

Because they wanted a daddy.

Why are Americans bad at chess?

Because they lost two towers.

Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.

What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?

They both died at 95.

Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.

Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.

I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.

Why does an orphan play mum and dad?

'Cause they need self-love.