They jokes
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
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Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.