They jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
I guess bro wants our birth rate to turn into a perpendicular line. BP in a nutshell.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.