They jokes
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
Memes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
Why don’t mountains 🏔 take anything serious?
Because they think they’re hill areas! 😂
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣