They jokes

Some moving men had just begun their day's work.

The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.

The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."

9/11 jokes aren’t funny.

They always crash and burn.

Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?

A: They can’t find home.

Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.

What is the difference between an American and an orphan?

They don't have a home to get their guns.

Why don’t mountains 🏔 take anything serious?

Because they think they’re hill areas! 😂

Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?

Because they have no family.

In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where the home is.

Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo.

Your parents are so proud of you. They LOVE you! <3

What's common between a feminist and a knife?

They both stay in the kitchen.

Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.

Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.

Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...

I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"

They didn't reply.

I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...

They laughed at my crayon drawing.

So I laughed at their chalk outline.

Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...

Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?

Because they want to call someone "daddy."

Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.

Why can't orphans have sex?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."