They jokes
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?
They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.