They jokes
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
Memes
My brother when i slap him on the arm. But at the same time they are not about to grow up soft.
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.