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What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."