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Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Orphans might as well join the military or a gang because they have no family.
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
So I laughed at their chalk outline.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."