They jokes
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
Some moving men had just begun their day's work.
The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.
The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
Why don’t mountains 🏔 take anything serious?
Because they think they’re hill areas! 😂
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣