They jokes
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
So I laughed at their chalk outline.
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Memes
ON BABY
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, touched Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a kid.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they donβt have a home button. π€πΌ
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.