They jokes
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?
They flip it over.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!