They jokes
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Memes
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?