They jokes

Tower

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

Cousin

My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”

Orphan

What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?

They both will die alone.

Kid

Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?

A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.

Orphan

Why do orphans go to church?

Because they have someone to call "Father."

Memes

Corner

If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.

Grenade

What does a baby and a grenade have in common?

They both make a noise when you throw them.

China

Why should China be a baseball team?

Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!

Right

Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?

Because they don’t deserve rights!

Orphan

Why can’t orphans be gay?

Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Cause they don’t know where home is.

Orphan

Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.

Orphan

When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"

"What?"

"They both get thrown out."

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

They have no mother's or father's day.

Pirate

Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!