They jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
some say lil durk and king von were friend's, but others say they were cousin's. HELP ME OUT which is it.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."