They jokes
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?