They jokes
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.
"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."
The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.
My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.