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Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Memes
THey do be tryna snitch tho
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.