They jokes
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
Memes
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Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.