They jokes
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
