They jokes
"People are more honest when they are tired, so I made my nephew do push-ups 50 times when I realized he stole my cookies."
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.