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They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
THey do be tryna snitch tho
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.