Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
They Jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% π―
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
Why canβt an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Why donβt orphans play baseball?
They donβt know where home is.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
