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Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."