They jokes
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Memes
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."