They jokes
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being loud and shouting about all the women they have in port that had given them gonorrhea...
Bloody seamen.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
So a lady was walking down the street with two bags, and one of the bags was leaking $100 bills. A cop pulls up and he says, “Ma’am, ma’am, your bag is leaking hundred dollar bills.” Then she says, “Oh, thank you. I wonder how long that’s been going on.” And the cop says, “Before I help you, may I ask why your bag is leaking $100 bills?” And the lady says, “OK, I’ll tell you. So I live next to a stadium, and I have this beautiful rose garden, but these dumb teenagers always try and pee on the rosebushes. So they stick their junk through the fence, and I grab their junk. I said, ‘$100 dollars or it’s coming off.’” The cop says, “Oh, OK, well what’s the other bag for?” And she says, “Well, not all of them want to give me $100.”