What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.