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You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"