They jokes
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.
"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."
The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.