They jokes
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.