They jokes

If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?

They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.

You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use a honeycomb.

What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?

They both have special needs.

What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?

They both only change their pads after every third period!

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.

"People are more honest when they are tired, so I made my nephew do push-ups 50 times when I realized he stole my cookies."

Why can't fat kids change a tire?

They would eat the donut.

What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.

Why do vegans use blowjobs?

Because they can’t take real meat.

What does a Jew expecting guests say?

"Oy, vey, are they here yet?"

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.

What do spiders and Black people have in common?

When they’re black, they kill you.

I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.

A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."

Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.

Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.

Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.

He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."

Your parents are so proud of you. They LOVE you! <3