They jokes
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?
They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3