They jokes
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.
"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."
The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
Memes
ON BABY
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
"People are more honest when they are tired, so I made my nephew do push-ups 50 times when I realized he stole my cookies."
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they canβt take real meat.