They jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"
Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?