They jokes
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.