They jokes
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.