Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
They Jokes
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.
You have a father figure.
Why do orphans have only 363 days in their calendar year?
Because they don't have father's and mother's days.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
