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Why donāt orphans play baseball?
'Cause they canāt hit a home run.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
Why donāt orphans play poker?
'Cause they donāt know what a full house is.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
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Why canāt orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
Why canāt orphans play baseball?
Because they canāt find home.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Why canāt orphans play baseball?
They canāt find home.
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.