They jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why are fish smart?
They live i a school.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common?
They both hang from the tree.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
Memes
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
How do bees get to school?
They go on a school buzz.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.