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Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?
Only when they file jointly.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
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Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!