They jokes
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.