They jokes
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
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You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.
They were both druids.
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂