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Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common?
They both say, “My mom's gonna kill me!”
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
Three men are traveling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while, but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, they suddenly stumble across a tent, and inside are three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny, too, so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince, and these three women were his wives, so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is:
The guy says, "I'm a fireman."
The prince says, "Then we'll burn your dick off!"
The second guy says, "I'm an employee at the shooting range."
The prince says, "Then we'll shoot your dick off!"
The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman."
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
So they could be wanted.
Why are orphans so bad at playing poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands?
"Feet! Feet!"
Why are dildos like a ratcheting wrench? They both make lots of noise and get their job done.
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.