They jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.