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They Jokes
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?
They flip it over.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president?
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?
They usually don’t live to tell the tale.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because he’s pure-bread.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
