They jokes
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.