They jokes
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do sloths and depressed people have in common?
They both hang from the tree.
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why are fish smart?
They live i a school.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
How do bees get to school?
They go on a school buzz.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.