They jokes
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why are fish smart?
They live i a school.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.