They jokes
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Don't trust atoms, people, they make up everything!
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.
Why do trannies suck at being soldiers? Because they have a 41% casualty rate.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
So, a mom and a dad take their son to a therapist.
“What seems to be the problem?” the therapist asked.
“Our son thinks he’s a refrigerator!” they said.
So the therapist replies, “Oh dear, that must be a problem.”
“Yeah, he sleeps with his mouth open, and the light is really bright.”
Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 does it take to have 🥒🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑???? Well, it takes at least 1 🤷 and 1 👰 and they make a perfect ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.
Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in 10% of their body.
One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said, "You should be proud of your sister." I asked why. They told me it was the best that they ever had, and we got your sister a trophy.
So I went home, my sister said, "Look at my trophy I earned." The trophy said "The Best Blow Jobs." As a bro, I couldn’t be more prouder.