They jokes
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.