They jokes
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.