They jokes
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Memes
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.