They jokes
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Memes
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck a plunger down the toilet.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?