They jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Don't trust atoms, people, they make up everything!
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.