Don't trust atoms, people, they make up everything!
They Jokes
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
How do bees get to school?
They go on a school buzz.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
Why are fish smart?
They live i a school.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
