They jokes

How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?

They can both be replaced.

What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?

Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.

What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.

What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?

Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.

Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!

What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?

"They forgot the stuffing!"

"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"

"He died."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."

(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"

Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

You know why eggs can't tell jokes?

They crack each other up!

Why did the orphan run away?

They wanted to go home.

Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.

One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.

Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.

What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)

It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.

Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.

Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?

Because they return eventually.