They jokes
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
Why shouldn't you trust trees? Because they seem shady.
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
Why do Chinese people need glasses to see better?
All they need to do is open their eyes.
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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