They jokes
Why can't melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
"My friend and her boyfriend were kissing until she puts her tongue down his throat, and what happens next is really weird."
The tongue gets stuck in his throat and starts to guh-guh-gughhh trying to get her tongue out of his throat, but it cumssssss out with spit all over his tongue, then they break up because he didn't want that to happen ever again...:/
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.
They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.