They jokes
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
A couple were trying new things in the bedroom to spice up their marriage. The husband would blindfold the wife, put on a condom and she would guess the flavor. They did this one time a night.
The first night, she put the blindfold on and he put the condom on his dick and she tasted it, she immediately knew it was strawberry. The second night, the same thing happened except it was banana. The third night, she put the blindfold on and tasted his dick and said, "Eww it tastes like cheese and onions." The husband replied, "Hang on I haven't put the condom on yet."
There is one good part about paedophiles... they go slow in school zones.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today.
Now they call him Hot Wheels.
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
They only have a back door.
Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to? Because they were born without a penis.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Dark Jokes R Like Puppies:
Once they come out they are trash, but once it starts to get older, that’s when it’s noticed, but when it gets too old, you either proclaim it dead or never talk about it.
(I would never do that though I love puppies)
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!