They jokes
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1โ2 off...
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they didnt understand me
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, grabbed Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
Why canโt orphans play poker? Because they donโt know what a full house is.
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! ๐คฃ
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
Why canโt orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They donโt have a dad to go with.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they donโt have rights.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they donโt have Motherโs Day, Fatherโs Day, or Thanksgiving.