Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
They Jokes
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!
Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
