They jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! ๐คฃ
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
Why canโt an orphan play baseball?
They canโt find home.
Why donโt pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they donโt have Motherโs Day, Fatherโs Day, or Thanksgiving.
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" ๐๐๐๐
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
Why canโt orphans play poker? Because they donโt know what a full house is.
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Ladenโs house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.