They jokes
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
they didnt understand me
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.