They jokes
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
Memes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
They are hairy.
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, grabbed Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.