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Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Three blonde girls are on an island, and they are much too far away from land to swim. They find a genie on the island who offers them each one wish. The first girl says, "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island!" So the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.
The next girl says, "I wish I was even smarter than her so I don't have to do so much manual labor!" So she turns into a brunette and makes a sailboat and lets the wind take her off the island.
The final girl says, "I wish I was smarter than both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.
How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?
If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.
It crashed in a cemetery.
They recovered 500 bodies.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
In fields of gold, where sunshine beams, Monkeys swing and play, it's their dreams. Their fur so soft, their eyes so bright, Picking cotton with delight.
Their little hands so quick and neat, Plucking the cotton, can't be beat. They chatter and laugh, they dance and play, In the fields all day, they'll stay.
Their tails so long, their ears so big, They're quite the sight, it's quite a gig. They're busy as can be, you see, In the fields of cotton, they're free.
So let us marvel at these little thieves, In the fields of gold, they give and receive. Their antics bring us joy and delight, In the fields of cotton, they're always right.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They slow down near schoolzones.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
I give props to pedophiles.
They always go slow in the school zones.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
If an orphan gets a girlfriend, they finally have someone to love them.