They jokes
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
Downey.
The students at Columbine needed books, but all they got were magazines.
My lesbian friends bought me a gold timepiece for my birthday.
But, I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch!"
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.