They jokes
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
Memes
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
They are hairy.