Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
They Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
Kid #1: You're adopted.
Kid #2: At least they wanted me.
Kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Your parents are so proud of you. They LOVE you! <3
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
