They jokes
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.
They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?