They jokes
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Memes
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.