They jokes
The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.