They jokes
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
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Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
Kid #1: You're adopted.
Kid #2: At least they wanted me.
Kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Your parents are so proud of you. They LOVE you! <3
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.