Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
They Jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
They are hairy.
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
