They jokes
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
Why don’t mountains catch colds?
They wear snow caps.
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Girls are like volcanoes.
You never know when they will erupt.
Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?