They jokes

I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.

How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?

They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"

When I was young, I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back, except they didn't get back up.

Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

To start, I'm a big fella in size.

I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.

One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.

A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!

Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."

What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?

They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.

Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?

Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers.

Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.

How is an orphan like a boomerang?

They always come back!

Want to know why some astronomers are gay?

It’s because they want to be in Uranus.

Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.

Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.

If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Why are hospitals always freezing?

They need to keep the vegetables cold.

If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.

One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.

The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.