They jokes
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
They asked me to speak at this funeral, and I said, "Of corpse!"
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relieved. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. "Nitrogen!" The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good night.”
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!
What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn't one; they are both the same thing.
A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"
The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."
The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
They don’t meet all the koalifications!
Why do cheetahs always win?
Because they cheat!