What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
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Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.
