They jokes
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.