Why do they call priests "father?" Because it's too suspicious to call him "daddy!"
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, genius. People call a priest "father" because that's their religious title, like, duh. But the joke is that calling him "daddy" has a whole different, *suggestive* meaning, implying something inappropriate. You wouldn't know anything about it because you only talk to your mother, LOL.