They jokes
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
They laughed at my drawing, so I laughed at their chalk outline.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! 🙃
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!