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What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.