They jokes
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.