They jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Memes
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! 🙃
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.