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How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
What does a cop say when they shoot ginger?
"Orange is the new black."
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
I went for a job interview today, and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible!"
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”