They jokes
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: βAt least your mom came back!β
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
Memes
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they donβt have mothers and Fatherβs Day!
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
Why canβt orphans play poker?
Because they donβt know what a full house is! π₯΅π₯΅π΄ππ«πππππππ
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
Why canβt an Orphan play baseball?
They donβt know where home is.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they donβt have a βmotherβsβ or βfatherβsβ day!
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. π€£
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! π
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.