They jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.