They jokes

Orphan

Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?

Because they can actually buy a house.

Friend

They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.

Dad

What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.

Orphan

Why did the orphan go to church?

So that they had someone to call father.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?

Because they need their parents to go pick it up.

Bus

Why did the child drop their ice cream?

They got hit by a bus.

Politics

What do British politics and transgender people have in common?

Both aren't what they used to be...

Orphan

Are you angry?

Go bully an orphan!

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Girlfriend

One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.

Cop

What does a cop say when they shoot ginger?

"Orange is the new black."

Kid

Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?

Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.

Doll

What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?

They blow themselves up.

Job Interview

I went for a job interview today, and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible!"

Orphan

Why do orphans go to church?

Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.

Collaboration

The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.

They called the song “Helen Keller.”