Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
They Jokes
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
What does a cop say when they shoot ginger?
"Orange is the new black."
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
I went for a job interview today, and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible!"
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
