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Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Why did they invent white chocolate?
So Black people can be messy too.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
What are the similarities between a 14-year-old pregnant girl and her unborn fetus?
They are both thinking, "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me."
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
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Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?
They both hang from trees.
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.