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Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.