Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
They Jokes
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
What do orgasms and pulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
I’ve been munching away on these new Tic Tacs recently and honestly, they are really good.
It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty though, so it’s time to get some more!
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
