They jokes

Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.

What does a disabled disco play?

"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."

Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.

Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna!"

Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun,

But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!

Luigi: Where did they go?

Mario: To the left.

Luigi: Fuck

What does a baby and a grenade have in common?

They both make noise after you throw them.

Why were the Twin Towers angry?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!

Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.

Why do orphans become criminals?

So they can become wanted for once.

Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?

Because they can't call their parents.

Who is the world's fastest reader?

The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.

If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?

Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"

Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?

They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!

What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?

They both take it in the back and go woop woop.

What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.

When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!