They jokes
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
Memes
Even Barbie hates the flat back.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.