They jokes
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.