They jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they could fuck in the water. But Jack forgot to use protection and now they have a daughter.
Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.
Friends are like penguins: if you stab them, they die. 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Memes
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”
The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
How do bees 🐝 get to school?
They ride the school buzz!
I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”
They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.