They jokes

Why are so many people mean to orphans?

They can’t cry to their parents.

How do they execute paraplegics?

With the electric wheelchair.

If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.

Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.

What's similar between a pregnant 14 y/o girl and the foetus inside of her?

They both are thinking "My mom's gonna kill me!"

When I'm bored, I like to slap orphans. I mean, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"

If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.

Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?

Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.

Why can’t orphans be gay? Because they have no closet to come out of.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so they could fuck in the water. But Jack forgot to use protection and now they have a daughter.

Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.

I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.

What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.

Friends are like penguins: if you stab them, they die. 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.

Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.

Why do orphans not play baseball?

'Cause they can't find home.

What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?

They both make vegetables.

I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.