They jokes
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.
After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.
I only trust people that like big butts... they cannot lie.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
Everything is made in China, except babies... They are made in Vachina.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
What does McDonald's and a Catholic priest have in common?
They both put their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
Three women—a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead—are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two hours later, their vehicle dies with no gas, and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them.
The brunette brings canteens of water.
The redhead takes a large beach umbrella.
The blonde somehow rips off the car door.
The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?"
To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times?
He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.