They jokes

The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.

I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find their home base.

I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.

I love telling jokes about orphans.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Why can't an orphan be gay?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

Why is the USA bad at chess?

Because they lost two towers.

I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.

My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”

They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.

Why were 9/11 victims so mad?

They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.

Why do orphans want to be gay?

So they have someone to call "Daddy."

We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...

What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.

Why do orphans like to go to church?

Because they can finally call someone "father!"

What’s one good thing about a pedophile?

They drive slow in school zones.

Why can’t orphans have sex?

'Cause they have no one to call daddy!

Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?

Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Wanna hear a poop joke?

Nah, they always stink.