They jokes
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?
They flip it over.
What does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know; it's not like they're gonna hear it anyway.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?
Because they don’t have one.
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
Gas is expensive nowadays.
In the 1940s, they got it for free.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?
They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.