They jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.

They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.

I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.

Why did the orphan try to get hurt?

Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.

He looks around, no one is there.

Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?

They had better reflexes than the trading center.

Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.

An orphan? We no jokes.

Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.

So if you are bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄

What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.

Don’t criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes.

So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.

What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?

They wait to be filled with a big load.

Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...

Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!

Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?

Because they don’t know where home is.

What's an orphan's least favorite game?

Baseball because they can't find home plate.

What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?

"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."

What sucks about disabled people?

They can't stand up for themselves.

Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?

A: Because they have the balls to.

What is the similarity between orphans and apples?

They both get thrown out.

Someone stole my grass today. I went to the police, and they said: "What's wrong?" I said, "How could you tell something was wrong?" They replied, "You were looking forlorn."