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I saw an advertisement for colored pens and how they write. They take a blue pen and write "blue," a yellow pen and write "yellow." I was inspired too.
I took a pen, filled it with my blood, and wrote "AIDS."
Why do witches wear name tags?
So they know which witch is which!
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
Well.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
Gas is expensive nowadays.
In the 1940s, they got it for free.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!