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How do mountains see? They peek.
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
Well.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.