Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
They Jokes
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
Someone stole my grass today. I went to the police, and they said: "What's wrong?" I said, "How could you tell something was wrong?" They replied, "You were looking forlorn."
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
How do mountains see? They peek.
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
