They jokes

If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?

What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?

They both like lil' boys.

Why can't orphans play basketball?

They don't know where home is.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They never reach home.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.

Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home, LOL.

Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?

A: Because they have the balls to.

Don’t criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes.

So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.

Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!

You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.

So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.

They burst into tears.

I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.

What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?

They always come back.

Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.

If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?

Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?

They thought their parents would catch them.

What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.

Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.

What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!

Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.