They jokes
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
they said they hated anyone who liked anime and that they were gonna hurt them
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey, is Dad late to pick you up again?
Child: No, Mum. Dad is here, but he is talking about me to Mrs. Lili, the math teacher.
Mom: Can you hear them?
Child: I think... they are watching a good movie.
Mom: Why do you think that?
Child: Because I keep hearing this *HOLDS ONTO PHONE* and clap, clap, clap.
What do feminists do when they fail at something?
Blame men for sexism and misogyny.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Cause they taste funny.
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.