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Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.
When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"
He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, grabbed her thigh, and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a daughter.
Haha, I fucked you over!
Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.