They jokes
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
joe mama roast
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.