They jokes
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
Memes
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?