They jokes
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
Memes
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
Someone stole my grass today. I went to the police, and they said: "What's wrong?" I said, "How could you tell something was wrong?" They replied, "You were looking forlorn."
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."