They jokes
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: Thatβs funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, thatβs funny because I gave them the fine!
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.