Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!
These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
