They jokes
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.