They jokes

Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?

Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.

Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.

Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?

Because they are afraid of American airdrops.

It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.

Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?

They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

What's orphans favorite game to play?

GTA5 because they want to be wanted!

This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something. SOMEONE will laugh. Say: "This word isn't gonna be funny until I tell you, your probably not going to laugh." *your friend* "what's the word?" *you* "finger" *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not everyone laughs, so don't feel bad if they don't. Also, don't be surprised if you get put in jail for murder, because you're going to kill someone with this.