They jokes
Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?
Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something. SOMEONE will laugh. Say: "This word isn't gonna be funny until I tell you, your probably not going to laugh." *your friend* "what's the word?" *you* "finger" *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not everyone laughs, so don't feel bad if they don't. Also, don't be surprised if you get put in jail for murder, because you're going to kill someone with this.
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.