They jokes
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's?
They both like to slide their meat between 10 year old buns.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street?
Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
I was crying at school and telling my friends that my grandpa died. Then I told them I still remember his last words. They wanted to hear them. They are: "you still holding the ladder?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
Once Jimmy was minding his own business, then he hears his mom come home. He asked, "Where have you been?" She replied with, "I was at work," yet he knew his mom did not have work. So the next day, while heading to school, he gets a phone call saying his mom is pregnant, and they want to try their device, and they need the baby's dad to say if it's alright.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.