They jokes
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?
Because they don’t have one.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
How do mountains see? They peek.
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They don’t know where home is.
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
How do bees get to school?
They go on a school buzz.