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Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!

There is only one reason why I find women useful.

That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.

What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have a touchy feeling for kids.