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Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
Why are fish smart?
They live i a school.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
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