Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?
They flip it over.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
How are gay people like mice?
They both hate pussies.
