They jokes
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.
His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"
The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
They need a parent signature.
I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid. They were still breathing, so I told them to walk it off.
What do orgasms and pulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have a black eye?"
Johnny said, "Well, me and my parents have to share a bed, and my dad asked me if I was asleep and I said no, so he smacked me."
The teacher said, "Well tonight, don't say anything."
The next day, Johnny walked in with another black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have another black eye?" Little Johnny said, "Well, last night, I did what you said and didn't say anything when my dad asked me if I was asleep. A few minutes later, my dad said he was coming, and my mom said she was coming too. They usually don't go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me, I'm coming too.'"
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
I hate autistic kids and ADHD people because they are stupid, special, retarded, brainless freaks, and they are stupid.
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.
They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president?