They jokes
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
Got fired from the bank yesterday.
They caught me drinking on the job.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!