They jokes
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
They are hairy.
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they eat the bat.
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.