What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
Why did Mozart hate all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
If an orphan was an animal, it would be an owl because they don't know "WHOOO" their parents are.
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
What do Nemo and my dad have in common?
They both can't be found.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Me: "What are you doing??"
Bully: "Where's my nan's urn?!?"
Me: "I don't know."
Bully: "Tell me!! *says worthless shit*"
Me: "Next time you're looking for the urn, don't bother, I smoked her ashes. They were so fucking good. I then used a quarter of them as an exfoliator, cleared my acne and eczema btw!! Then built sandcastles with them, then blew them in your family's face after!"
Don't bully kids.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
