They jokes
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
My elderly relatives like to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"..
They soon stopped though, when I started to do the same to them at funerals.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.