They jokes
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄