Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Why do orphans want a suger daddy? They actually can call someone daddy
why cant orphans play video games cause they dont have a home screen
if ur bored punch a orphan what are they gonna do tell there parents wait they dont have any
why cant orphans play baseball cause they dont hsve homes to run to
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do call their parents?
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
You should bully orphans what are they going to do tell their parents.
Who are the fastest readers
9/11 victims they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds
I made an orphans website but there was no homepage - because they don’t have a home
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
Why can't orphans play base ball because they can't find home lol
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
Skeletons can't play church music, obviously. They got no organs.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
