They jokes
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
Don't you just love wrecking little girl's pussies? Like the tight feeling is just amazing. The great amount [of] ecstasy you feel when you cum and they get all squirmy. It's just the best.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep.
Why do girls not have balls?
Because they don’t.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Two natives sit in the bar getting shit-faced.
Almost closing time, "Brother, you gonna snag?"
"Yeah, I'm taking her home."
He walks over, she gathers her things. Walking out together, he takes her to his car outback. They stay messing around then start having sex. He starts to get carried away. He looks down at her. She looks up at him and says, "Slow down, cousin, you're going too fast..."
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.