They jokes
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
So, I was at a funeral the other day, and it was a school shooting mass funeral. The lady beside me asked me, “What do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “Probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “How dare you! You have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “Well, they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”
I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" 😂😂😂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave children's rooms with an empty sack.
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!