They jokes

You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.

So, I was at a funeral the other day, and it was a school shooting mass funeral. The lady beside me asked me, “What do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “Probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “How dare you! You have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “Well, they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”

I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" 😂😂😂

When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.

I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.

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  • If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!

    What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝

    Why do orphans not like jokes?

    Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

    They both leave children's rooms with an empty sack.