Theses jokes
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.
Like, bitch, we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
I bought these trainers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with, but I have been trippin' all day.
After all these walkers, you still walk over me.
These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
All these females swear they loyal... but you can’t put loyalty on a hoe.
I went to a museum and saw clocks. The owner told me these were lying clocks.
"This is God's clock. It never moved because he never lied."
"This is your clock. It moved 3 times because you lied 3 times."
I asked where is President Trump's clock. He said it was at the equator, spinning super fast for those who were on fire. I laughed so hard because it was so true!
Hi guys, I'm going to be out for 3 days. Also, quote for the day and advice.
Quote. (Made by me) Don't look back at tomorrow; just look forward today. There are new thoughts, strength, and ideas.
Advice. Sometimes ppl have opinions, and those opinions are probably what you don't like, but don't bring negativity on them just because of what they're saying. If you chose, you probably say, "I don't understand that statement, but it does sound good." This is not a drama site; it's a joking site.
P.S. No hating in these comments.
Ok, so let me tell y'all the lore. Basically, what happened was there's these mfs called Rhys and a guy named Mobrur. Mobrur is a fish basically from Bangladesh and Israel, so he's just a fish because he's Netanyahu's cousin, and Liam is from Australia; he's just a white piece of crap.
Basically, what happened was they knocked up each other because they were drunk and jumping on Netanyahu's beer belly, and it was all just a mess. Rhys is trying to get child support and half property from Fish, but he won't give it because he is nasty and claiming what isn't his, and he said, "No one likes you." So to summarize it, he killed him and is in jail now.
And there he met Mooha and he turned straight, Alhamdulillah! EVERYONE SAY ALHAMDULILLAH! He became straight, then Mooha got knocked up in prison and the guards beat them and they died.
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.