Theses Jokes

I hate these double standards.

if you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job" if you do it at home you're "destroying evidence"

"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes.

"No, not until their parents pick them up."


A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.

After the plane takes off, a woman sitting sitting behind the man asks him, “are all of them yours?”

“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”

Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say black paint anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall"

I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on fathers day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.

I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!


By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I'd say it.

Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.