Thereness jokes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.