Thereness jokes

Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!

There was a cleaning lady with a vacuum cleaner. She sucked!

I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,

bin there, done that.

There were three cats. The first cat said, "Meow." The second cat said, "Meow." The third cat said, "Meow meow." Then the first cat said, "Don't change the subject!"

Knock, knock.

Who is there?

Bear.

Bear who?

Bear bum!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Yull.

Yull who?

You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!

There are people weirder looking than me.

Like who?

Like people with Down syndrome.

Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?

They di2s drying plans.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Nonye.

Nonye who?

Nonye buisness.

Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Esteban.

Esteban who?

If you do not open the door, Esteban you!

After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house.

Knock, knock.

"Who's there?"

"Nobody, because chickens don't talk."

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

'Cause there was a crack!

How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, there is no electricity.

I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”

And vanished.

There are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:

Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.

Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?

Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.

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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don't cry, it's just a joke!