Thereness jokes
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but their family died.
What kind of knickers is the best?
Windy knickers, because they're the best kind.
If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear bum!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"