Thereness jokes
What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There are twenty of them.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
There's a truck full of babies. What's worse than that? One baby being alive. What's worse than that? That baby having to eat its way out. What's worse than that? That same baby coming back from seconds.
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
Memes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
There was an enemy with a machine gun.
My commander said, "Un-arm the enemy."
So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.
They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.
So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.
But don't worry, he is all right now.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Who? Are you meant to ask "who?"
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's POINTLESS.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows say, "Moo, not who."
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke!
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.