Thereness jokes

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?

(There is no F in orphan.)

How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?

Just take out his brain and there you go!

A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."

He went home, his parents weren't there.

Why do emo kids not jump?

They're still in the sky.

What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.

I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.

What do orphans and deaf people have in common?

They can't hear their parents.

There was a guy called John.

Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

I've Benin there.

I'm Ghana go.

I've got to Togo.

Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?

'Cause they're the ones making the toys.

Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹

The parents used to hit him.

His parents got into a car crash and died.

He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"

An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.

The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"

And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.

Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.

Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?

Because they got plain.

Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.

I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.

Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.

I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.

The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"

My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."

This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.